The Common Tim (Lat. Henmanus Crapus)
The Uncyclopedia has a little fun with Timmy Henman:
Tim Spotters are characterised primarily by their patriotic clothing, a monocle and the presence of a St. George's cross painted onto their face. ... They can be seen annually for up to one week in July, often consuming strawberries and cream and Pimms as they attempt to spot a Tim, ungainly flapping its wings frantically. They are very excitable, and like to boast, announcing at the top of their voice the obligatory cry of Common Tim! when they see one. In a domino-like effect, this rouses fellow Tim-spotters who in turn shout and sometimes begin a Mexican Wave. Eventually, the Tim, wary of the expectation placed upon it, simply gives up in true Britus Underachievium fashion.
Here's the full entry, with bits on Murrayus Highlandius and Gregulrius Canadianus Druggius.









